Simile

“Quick as a Cricket” by Audrey Wood

I'm as quick as a cricket, 

I'm as slow as a snail, 

I'm as small as an ant,

I'm as large as a whale.  

I'm as sad as a basset, 

I'm as happy as a lark,

I'm as nice as a bunny, 

I'm as mean as a shark.  

I'm as cold as a toad,

I'm as hot as a fox, 

I'm as weak as a kitten, 

I'm as strong as an ox.

I'm as loud as a lion, 

I'm as quiet as a clam, 

I'm as tough as a rhino,

I'm as gentle as a lamb.  

I'm as brave as a tiger, 

I'm as shy as a shrimp,

I'm as tame as a poodle, 

I'm as wild as a chimp.  

I'm as lazy as a lizard,

I'm as busy as a bee, 

Put it all together, 

And you've got me!